mexican powers 

the ability to hop fences, mow lawns, and do ther mexican things.

this fence is so small getting over is like having mexican powers.

mexican powers by Dr.Clos the Third December 17, 2010

mexican ham wallet 

a youthful well kept vagina (bald taco) with salsa added

Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.

mexican ham wallet by beard core December 27, 2010

Mexican twizzler taco 

when you put a twizzler in a females vagina then say viva la chango then eat the twizzler

dude what did you have for dinner. oh nothing just a mexican twizzler taco.no way man i at that the other night.

Mexican twizzler taco by creature feature February 18, 2011

Mexican Beard 

The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.

Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.

After I trimmed my pubes this morning I gave my girlfriend a mexican beard.

Mexican Beard by hezzzer April 23, 2011

Mexican Maserati 

A generic term for the biggest, baddest, most beautiful, pimped out professional lawn mowing equipment available. Highly sought after by Mexican landscapers across the nation, usually a zero-turn industrial mower that rivals the bling factor of a lowrider car. A Status Synbol, it's ridden by the crew leader a.k.a "el jefe".

Today must have been mowing day, all the landscapers were out on their Mexican Maseratis.

Mexican Maserati by Winged Avenger June 28, 2011

Mexican Machine gun 

a sexual act in which you feed your partner mexican food and while in the act of making love, you squeeze their stomach, causing them to release a machine gun like spray of fecal matter.

I got so wasted last night that i tried convince my girlfriend to do a mexican machine gun

Mexican Machine gun by Ausin Taneous July 17, 2011

Mexican Rollup 

An act occurring during or immediately after sexual intercourse, whereby you shit on your prone partner, quickly roll them up in the shit slathered blanket and preferably toss the blanket wrapped person down a flight of stairs or out the front door.

Bitch thought we were having makeup sex but I gave her a Mexican rollup. Ha ha now lets see her borrow my socks again.

Mexican Rollup by pugachev October 7, 2011