Matt Barrese he biggest dick ever he's amazing at sex this name gives you the knowledge to give great advice to everyone and you are always right
by Matt Barrese April 11, 2017
To chug wine very fast which is not pleasant, but sometimes necessary, and gets you drunk faster. Named after the social media personality of the same name who guzzles wine before telling it how it is. The action will cause you to make weird faces like Matt does in his videos, but will get you drunk faster and help you quickly finish a glass (or bottle) of wine.
Me: Hey our Uber is almost here; Matt Bellassai that shit!
My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!
My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!
by CarmaJ November 28, 2019
a Matt is a person that :
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.
by *BITMASTER>GAMER February 25, 2019
by mej mej May 26, 2022
The next chapter in fat fucks in the small hick town of Funkytown. Randall, the predecessor of the fat fucks is now retired from this chapter. Koebel is the new fat fuck in town.
by Billy Daweson November 01, 2010
by Not a fat fuck (unlike Matt) February 27, 2018
When you are having sex and you pull out, call the girl a virgin, and then stick it in the other hole; Then finish and say "Ah I needed this"
Dude did you hear what happened last night? No! Bro I gave Chloe a dirty Matt McLaughlin Last night.
by BootiePoker January 26, 2024