Pulled a Matt

Making plans for Saturday morning, but getting too drunk Friday night to follow through with said plans

We were supposed to go to brunch today, but he pulled a Matt

by RedneckViking August 7, 2021

Matt

A guy who thinks hes a n amazing parent but is actually terrible at being a parent and is not a good person

Matthew Rouse is bad :(

by bluesoap March 25, 2023

Matt Damon

A group of toads.

A Matt Damon is a group of toads.

by Sykojaz September 27, 2017

Smelling Like A Matt

When you smell really bad and need to shower as soon as possible.

Man I’m really smelling like a Matt today.

by NimrodTheGreat March 29, 2023

Matt

The pengist ting alive all the girls stare at his thikkkkkkk man boooty

Omg Matt is sooooo fit 🤤🤤🤤🤤

by PandaFalls November 4, 2019

Matt

Someone who is better than a genesis

Matt is better at everything
Genesis= fail

by Jk0264 February 25, 2021

matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017