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The biceps of a lesbian that everyone stops and admires. Straight guys, gay guys, straight girls and especially lesbians. Something every lesbian top wants so that they can carry their girlfriends and look great in tank tops.
"Sarah did you see Caseys lesbian lady biceps?"
"what n-"
*both stare at Casey's biceps as she walks past*
"damn, I mean I'm straight but damn"
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lesbian rule of 7

there are 7 lesbians near you
2 are your best friend

2 are dating

1 is your ex
1 is actually straight

and 1 annoys the shit outa ya
“dude i wish i could find a gf”
“well that’s the lesbian rule of 7 for you”
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common core lesbian

A female student who sleeps with a female teacher to get an A. In the United States.
Man! I really need to get A in this class. I really wish I was a Common Core Lesbian!
by Gold Star Gay October 29, 2023
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Dollar Store Lesbian

A straight girl that does gay things.

Human Queer Baiting.
Girl: "I love this girl so much. We cuddle, kiss, hold hands, spend all our time together, have sleepovers, bathe together, and live together. She also has more pride merch than I do. Too bad she has a boyfriend and is straight."

Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."

Lesbian: I want Lesbians.

Mom: We have Lesbians at home.

Lesbians at Home: Are straight.
by Neon Ant May 16, 2022
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Bronze Star Lesbian

A lesbian that dates women 80% of the time but men 20% of the time.
Hey Ted you might like my sister, she's a Bronze Star Lesbian, you might be her type.
by JenkinsO'Houlihan March 12, 2021
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low-cal lesbian

A woman who wants to engage in homosexual acts - but limited to receiving oral sex.
Well, Steph would go full lesbian if she liked giving cunnilingus so she's just taking it like the low-cal lesbian she is.
by TMex1971 October 18, 2021
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