Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.
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Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
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Unlike platinum, gold, and silver metals which are soft and "pure"... Titanium, one of the strongest metals and having one of the highest melting points is reserved for those that, yes, making the mistake of giving into family and or social pressure to marry into a heterosexual marriage, return to their true sexual orientation and stay true the rest of their lives.
Often, many titanium stars are very emotionally strong due to having endured a MOM, divorce and reestablishment into the LGBT community.
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Unlike platinum, gold, and silver metals which are soft and "pure"... Titanium, one of the strongest metals and having one of the highest melting points is reserved for those that, yes, making the mistake of giving into family and or social pressure to marry into a heterosexual marriage, return to their true sexual orientation and stay true the rest of their lives.
Often, many titanium stars are very emotionally strong due to having endured a MOM, divorce and reestablishment into the LGBT community.
A title of honor.
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Friend: no, she's a Titanium star Lesbian
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2 are dating
1 is your ex
1 is actually straight
and 1 annoys the shit outa ya
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2 are dating
1 is your ex
1 is actually straight
and 1 annoys the shit outa ya
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