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Josh

Josh has a very small penis and also very small himself. He isn’t so good round the ladies. He is not funny. Josh just is someone u don’t like
by Idontknowanymoreimngl November 1, 2019
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Joshed It Up

by Exal123 December 31, 2016
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Blood for the Josh god

The comments during the legendary Josh battle in which multiple people named Josh prepared for 1 year to have a fight with pool noodles for weapons. The objective of the fight is to see who can keep the name Josh, in a joking manner. Slight variations, such as "Blood for the Josh blood" are also used.
Live chat:
Person 1: JOSH FIGHT
Person 2: YUH JOSH FIGHT
Person 3: BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD
by bruh-momentum April 24, 2021
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Josh

a being who is a god or a high supreme being better than anything there is to exist
I wish I could be like Josh.
by GodLevel October 11, 2021
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Josh

A guy who happens to be named Josh
"My name is Josh. Call me Josh."
by Alg724 April 11, 2020
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Drake rapes Josh

In the hit Nickelodeon TV show “Drake and Josh” there was a surprising twist in the children’s show when an episode aired where Drake raped Josh. The brothers were building a treehouse and Drake planned it so they would be locked in together.

Once the boys finished screwing in the final final, Josh asked where the door was to get out. He had no idea what was to come. Drake intentionally “forgot” to cut out the door and just drew the door in sharpie so he could easily rape Josh. The rape lasted 10 hours until a squirrel came and bit Drake’s penis off.
“Yo do you remember that Drake and Josh episode with the treehouse?”

“Are you talking about the one where Drake rapes Josh?”

“Ya that episode made me horny”

“pause...”
by Fella slime November 10, 2020
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Josh

Hottest guy you will ever meet an absolute lad has a massive cock and just hearing his name you'll be so wet you'll need to change your underwear and have a shower. he has massive muscles and a great personality you will instantly fall in love with this handsome beast. all the girls love him and want to take of their clothes immediately.

Josh is a sensitive, caring guy who will do anything to solve problems. Although he may come across as overprotective but all he wants to do is make sure that the ones he loves are safe and well. Joshua's are normally very attractive and have the most gorgeous eyes. He also is an extremely good kisser and knows how to pleasure a lady; They're romantic and are aware of a girl's boundaries. I'm 100% positive that if you find a Josh, you will not regret it and you'll most defiantly have a perfect relationship. Trust me, Josh's are worth the wait.

He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :)
"Omg thats Josh hottest guy on the planet, I'd pay millions to smash him"
by TheFactTeller October 17, 2023
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