schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024

Jerking A Jimmy

jerking a jimmy is similar to pulling ones leg

Ben: I just got done Jerking a Jimmy

by jimmyjerker July 19, 2020

Jerk Wagon

When a group of males all masturbate while in a conga line formation.

Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..

by Weeesnaw July 6, 2010

A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.

Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!

by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 15, 2024

Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity

- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me

by WillieDog February 17, 2025

mouth jerk

In the Nordic highlands, it was widely though to be rude when prince's of lords would pick their teeth with their fingers in a jerking motion, while speaking ill of their house.

This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's

When your son is mouthing off, when he should be zipin' the lip. He's being a mouth jerk

by Laythem December 13, 2012

DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”

My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday…. I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.

by Lingtora August 13, 2024