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jerk

Popularised mainly in the US originally, this phrase (while sounding funny) is nowadays used in the UK to describe a stabbing, particularly in the drill scene and in general slang. This word is accompanied by other words, such as:
• yinging
• whooshing
• juicing
Just a reminder, knife crime isn’t cool. Don’t do it.
Person 1: “aye bro should we jerk him?”
Person 2: “nah nah it’s not like that bro lowe me”
by stabbing August 21, 2023
mugGet the jerkmug.

Little jerk chicken

Hey you hit my car you prick.
Little jerk chicken.
Jeez im sorry man take my keys.
by Mr. Cornelious III December 4, 2019
mugGet the Little jerk chickenmug.

jerk smack

(verb) The process of ejaculation on ones face, and then proceeding to enthusiastically attack said face with palm of hand.

(verb). Smacking yo bitch after yu bust that nut on his/her face.
Bro, Becky is into some freaky shit. Last night she asked me to jerk smack her for the first time. Not gonna lie, I was into it.
by ulmus May 16, 2018
mugGet the jerk smackmug.

Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.
When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.
by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016
mugGet the Sock Jerkingmug.

Jerk-tographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerk-tographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.
by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011
mugGet the Jerk-tographermug.

Clean and Jerk

One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.
He just did a Clean and Jerk while I just did my daily jerk and clean.
by boredom101 March 8, 2024
mugGet the Clean and Jerkmug.

jerk off ratio

the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post
“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”
by WaterFlowingUnderground December 24, 2023
mugGet the jerk off ratiomug.

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