Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

Straight Head

1. A goody-goody.
2. A sober person.

1. Man don't be a straight head...

2. Bro I've been a straight head all day.

by BERTBOY! September 21, 2019

pump to the head

when your playing fortnite battle royale and you get shot in the head by a pump shotgun, usually said by famous youtuber Zach Fisher

how , i got pump to the head

by Zach fan May 15, 2018

Throwing head

Imagine giving head, but reverse it and make it very aggressive. Throwing head is the act of receiving a vigorous blow job, similar to skull fucking.

(Dude 1)-Got any plans tonight bro?

(Dude 2)-Yeah Stephanie is coming over tonight, hopefully I'll be throwing head at her tonight.

(Dude 1)-You mean you'll get a Bj?

(Dude 2)- kinda, just really fucking aggressive though.

(Dude 1)-Noice.

by carter.why January 7, 2018

Head-nutt

Used to describe a dumb ass person in a nicer manor. Head-nutts are definitely easy to come by and hard to get away from. They may have you fooled now but their true headnutt form will soon come to your understanding.

“You know you can be such a head-nutt sometime...”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018

Slot Head

An incompetent person with tiny eyes.

Stephen Chow was embarrassed after being called a slot head by his boss, after he slipped on his own over-spray of piss in the office toilets.

by Lukey86 January 17, 2020

Head Friends

Demons. In your head. They never leave, you can’t outrun them. Therefore you will never escape. Your trapped. Forever encumbered, feeling like you have personal debt. Seek help, or do what I do. Befriend them. JabbaSY ...

The head friends talk to me all the time. They tell me it’s all going to be okay. I trust them.

by JabbaSY June 29, 2020