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horse shit for breakfast

hypotheically supposed to be shit on a hot plate, encrusted deep in the ovens abyss, then thrown in the microwave for a minute or so- little bit of ranch dressing on the side. "eat that for breakfast you dirty little cock sucking whore, you are no body."

the ultimate insult
"Hey Todd, eat horse shit for breakfast you dick lick."
by sexXxXxxxxxxxXXX December 17, 2008
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horse mouf bitch

When a bitch gotta mouf dat look like it should be ona horse. When she laugh it sound like a donkey!
Cristina and her horse mouf bitch friend, Michelle, are some ugly ass hoes.
by tom08 March 1, 2008
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old horse fat

Yo William Carol wants some of that double penetration, so bring that old horse fat and lets do this.
by El pene de muerte February 18, 2009
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Horse loose in a hospital

"Here’s how I try to look at it, and this is just me, this guy being the president, it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. It’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital."
-John Mulaney
by intense sneezers February 9, 2021
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Long Horses Mare

It's a horse's skanky wife with braids in her hair.
"Did they over there, have braids in their hair?
Those girls over there! The ones without a care!
The one girl won't share, but they two are a pair.

And their long horses mare."
by LongHorsesMare June 24, 2009
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horse girl syndrome

Girl 1: I GOT COOTIES FROM JOHNATHAN
Girl 2: I GOT HORSE GIRL SYNDROME (HGS) FROM NEIGHVEAH
by YouStupidSpud14 November 22, 2019
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El Horse Tornado

A carousel as said by @Dez.thelez TikTok
Dez's mom: I took the kids to a el horse tornado today

Dez: A WHAT

Dez's mom: El Horse Tornado
by Lesbian....B!TCH December 28, 2021
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