Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble

Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!

by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007

Ham Bap

A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.

My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.

Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.

by R0bboCop September 21, 2022

HAM

Holiday Apartment Malta

Booking a HAM

by Lawine March 12, 2011

Ham,banana,hollandaise meal

Was created in Yulee, by in the 1750s by Bryan jeffers great great great grandfather

-Yu gon eat dinner?

-nah MA I ain't eating that Ham,banana,hollandaise meal shyt

by Yat yas-le July 17, 2018

Ham doggin’

The act of performing aggressive pork like feeding rituals while holding a CoRNDOGGS above your head like an undercover weenie

Hey Devon! Did you see Cletus at the party last night ham doggin’ on Glenese? Her hips were really swangin!

by The female ham dog November 30, 2019

HAM-radio silence

H(ard) A(s a) M(otherfucker)-radio silence. When you don't reply to someone because you're genuinely super busy with the real world.

Sorry for the HAM-radio silence. I wasn't ignoring you - I just got roped into a big cleaning sesh at work. Wanna make out?

by Slippery Dipp February 5, 2025

Hanging Ham

A noun used to describe a hanging cliterous

That girl has a hanging ham

by LizzieWest Aka Jade😝😂 May 11, 2018