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Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
by vinaysmells April 4, 2022
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Google

Verb. When a computer does the thinking, so the human doesn't have to.
WTF, you stupid GPS! Just fucking google , it's your only job.
by PhaedrusTheGreek July 15, 2016
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Doomsday-Google

A term used to define any activity, subject, methods, behaviors, or beliefs that may help you handle a by possible thought-up scenario.

A paranoid state of surfing where the user looks to actual possibilities and events and uses illegal drugs or mental disorder to reach satisfaction in solving all unplayable possibilities, before your head makes them again.

Tweak-google.

Geek-google
He went to doomsday-google the company if every shoemaker in her closet, bc they were names she said more than his, and his Ice was top-shelf.

He doomsday-Google's the rubber gloves to determine bulk 10k. Durable, versus 12k standard, to see how many he can afford to fit into as much space as possible, without overspending incase more are needed
by Odumb-Ess January 2, 2017
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Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.
Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021
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Google jacking

When a person who takes your researched Google knowledge and makes it their own, without giving you credit.
Cin: hey Luis, I found tennis courts on 24th street.
Later on that week. ..
Louie: we should go play tennis at the high school.
Luis (with cin sitting right next to him): actually I think there are tennis courts on 24th street.

Cin: Hey I told you that! Why are you always "Google jacking"me?
by cindsmit December 22, 2013
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Google Play

Google Play delays updates again
by Lily Pig September 18, 2023
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Google believe

When you doubt someone's statement and you fact-check on Google only to find that it does check out as fact during your search.
Ok, most times you're full of shit but this time I Google believe you. A sneeze does travel at over 100 miles an hour out of your mouth!
by Teddy Knight October 24, 2017
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