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If it’s chain, it’s free reign

Stealing or ‘borrowing’ from corporate(chain) stores. They have more than enough money to make up for losses. DO NOT take from local Mom and Pop shops, asshole!
Sara: Hey wanna go ‘hang out’ in Macy’s??
Tiff: Ofc!! If it’s chain, it’s free reign!!
(In reality Sara and Tiff stealing from Macy’s bc F that company)
by JusforGiggles May 18, 2022
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Gettin the cow for free

Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .
"I be gettin the cow for free tonight ! Holler!
by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010
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gluten free taco

Gluten free taco or GFT is used to describe the vagina of anyone who is, or looks like, they are on a gluten free diet.
"Normally I don't go for one night stands, but the appeal of her gluten free taco was to great."

"I bet she has a gluten free taco"

"She got kicked right in the GFT."
by Rawkyjohn August 26, 2016
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free range children

Kids runnin’ wild, having fun with absentee or oblivious parenting.
Shari’s grandkids are free range children-they’re str8-up Bebe’s kids yo!!!
by Pushmataha April 14, 2023
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AWS Free Tier

Abuse of the word "free" to mean costs money. Often used in marketing to create an illusion of free, going against the traditional definition of the word free, but actually an upsell into a confined, non-free service.
Start using the AWS free tier for free.
by GraceHopper July 17, 2022
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Free Round of Golf

Often refers to a request to take it up the ass. When unable to outright ask for it, a “free round of golf” can be used in lieu of asking for some quality butt stuff.
Patron: “You don’t want this wallet!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”
by TDSMTD February 1, 2021
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on the dairy free G

something a friend of mine from college says, meaning 'in all seriousness'; whenever you are using the phrase, put an emphasis on the G because it makes it more of a statement
"On the dairy free G I need to get my shit together!"
by feliciathegoat1 November 13, 2019
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