When a woman is on her period and she also squirts on the used tampon. The girl on the period then gives the tampon to her friend and her friend sucks all the liquids out. This is done throughout the whole week thats why its called shark week.
by sarahbargart February 18, 2021
When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
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Him: “Hey babe, nice fart”
Her: “Wait, what?”
Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”
Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”
Her: “Wait, what?”
Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”
Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”
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