Free My Kids

Basically another way of saying "I nutted" or "I badly wanna nut".
Slang made by Dim Lewko.
1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.

2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long

Dylan : How long exactly ??
by TooSmoothWithIt_78 June 02, 2022
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Gettin the cow for free

Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .
by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010
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Free range enema

An organic backyard bowel and anal cleanse
If you're feeling clogged up but you want to use natural medicine, try a free range enema to clean you out
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AWS Free Tier

Abuse of the word "free" to mean costs money. Often used in marketing to create an illusion of free, going against the traditional definition of the word free, but actually an upsell into a confined, non-free service.
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Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
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Stealing or ‘borrowing’ from corporate(chain) stores. They have more than enough money to make up for losses. DO NOT take from local Mom and Pop shops, asshole!
Sara: Hey wanna go ‘hang out’ in Macy’s??
Tiff: Ofc!! If it’s chain, it’s free reign!!
(In reality Sara and Tiff stealing from Macy’s bc F that company)
by JusforGiggles May 18, 2022
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vicky free summer

A summer where a disenfranchised youth is free from the clutches of the evil babysitter known as Vicky, usually seen in the popular program, The Fairly OddParents.
Dude, my parents are finally taking me on vacation with them! It's gonna be a vicky free summer this year!
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