Evan

Evan is the guy who acts like a total grandpa and looks like one. He always drives a 2wd truck and complains. He already has a hunchback and needs help walking. His shirts in the summer are normally a greasy cut off, he thinks he’s better than everyone anywhere he goes.

Hey Evan (grandpa Sal) go grab this for me

by Soysauce2023 December 17, 2021

Evandro

A person who has their phone on loud during a church service.

Did you hear that phone ringing during church?

Yes - it was most probably an Evandro.

Please put your phone on silent - do not be an Evandro.

by H Man December 17, 2021

Evan

Handsome man with a massive beast in between his legs and always inpresses ladies

Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get

I love Evan

by Todd Armstrong December 21, 2021

evandy

Really loves music and also anime and a really funny and an understanding person. He/she would do anything for the ones he/she loves.

Person 1: You met Evandy?
Person 2: yeah, he is a really great guy!

by Gundut December 22, 2021

Evan Pomfret

a boy with an hourglass figure very funny and is racist scared of everything nd gets bullied all the time

Evan pomfret - sprays hand sanitiser on a girl

Girl - pours hand cream all in his hair

by lol_____ December 23, 2021

Evan

Evan is an honest guy. He doesn’t hesitate to speak his mind, but at the same time he can be such a tease. He’s wonderful, even if he doesn’t believe he is. He loves when people make the effort to know him, and he will give the same luxury back. He can be really affectionate but can have a funny way of showing it. Definitely dorky too. When you get him outta his shell, he becomes the funniest, softest, and best of all, dreamiest guy ever. He’s like a Prince Charming, except he is realistic, he has flaws but he sees them. He appreciates you properly. He has a way of making you fall in love. Respect him, he deserves it. Appreciate him, for he is one of a kind. Love him, for that is what he needs and deserves. You won’t regret it.

Evan go suck an egg, haha. Love you

by 🍒CherryFairyPop🍒 December 27, 2021

Evangelina

Evangelinas tend to be taller and athletic. They can be two faced at times. Actually most times. They also tend to be popular and are kind of annoying. They are nice to you but only if you don’t ever challenge them. Evangelinas are usually pick-me’s and consider themselves “one of the guys”.

Person 1: omg look at that girl she’s such a bitch, she’s athletic tho

Person 2: ya, that’s Evangelina

by PeterGreg1247 January 1, 2022