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by Yra361 January 22, 2021
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Dating

Dating, oh wait let me put that in quotes. What girls consider to be “dating” is just them talking to a boy on Snapchat. They never even go out on dates and these girls never even tell their parents that their dating someone. They always say I love you within a couple days, sometimes even just after a week. I thought saying I love you was supposed to be special, and that you only said it when you 100% meant it. In this day in age girls and even boys say I love you and then they break up a week later. What gets on my nerves the most is that these girls tell their friends “Oh I’m dating someone. He is sooooo hot!” but they only talk over snap and never even go out together on dates. It makes me laugh.
“Yeah me and Kyle are dating, but I’m not going to tell my parents cause I’ll get in trouble.”
by Katy L. February 19, 2019
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me and you should date

Person a: yo me and you should date

person b: yo that's factual information
by ballseiwhfrhqeifph June 28, 2022
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Date

The most unhealthiest fruit. The fruit that found in Middle East.
Quezon : Habibi, Me Wants Date
Habibi : sure
by Naufalicious November 30, 2024
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online dating

A virtual battlefield where hope meets disappointment, and the search for true love becomes a never-ending cycle of swiping, ghosting, and occasional encounters with individuals who are one rejection away from becoming serial killers.
Person A: "I just can't catch a break with online dating. Every time I think I've found someone decent, they turn out to be a total disappointment."

Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."

Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."

Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."

Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"

Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."

Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."

Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
by cedspam June 2, 2023
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network date

a date based entirely off of information about you given on your social networking profile. usually a technique used by creeps to get into a girls pants.
girl #1: hey, how did your date go last night?

girl #2: oh, it was alright, except all we did were things i said i liked to do in my "about me.." & the only music we listened to in his car were bands i listed in my music section, also strangely, he told me all his favorite movies as if he were listing them off my movies section..

girl #1: oh, so basically it was a network date..

girl #2: yeah, i don't think i'm going out with him again.
by nospaceshipsgo September 3, 2009
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irl date

4 all the long distance couples ORDER food call each-other TALK and watch a movie
John: I miss you
Emma: i miss you moreee
John: we should go on an irl date I miss your face
by rararubyyyy April 12, 2024
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