cunt muscle

The muscle inside the vagina (cunt).
This was used as an insult in the HBO hit series Entourage where character Ari Gold (played by Jeremy Piven) told character "E" that he was a cunt muscle for waking his family up in the early morning.

E: looks like i woke u up this time huh Ari?
Ari: Noo but u did wake my wife and kids dick head, Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something is he?
E: No.
Ari: Then what the fuck do u want Cunt Muscle!?

by Eri Bold October 4, 2008

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cunt bucket

(1) A car marketed to and driven by a woman.
(2) An SUV going annoyingly slow in a parking lot.

There goes Frank driving around in his wife's cunt bucket.

by B. H. McNultey December 17, 2007

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cunt farts

The expulsion of air from a woman's cunt when forced out by a man's cock. The said push of air produces a fart type resonance. It often happens with a large cunt full of air foced out by an ample cock.

As I banged this filthy whore, I was stunned by the loud cunt farts she produced.

by Jer Miller May 12, 2006

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massive cunt

someone who is thoroughly disliked, in a HUGE way.

"did you see Deal or No Deal yesterday?"

"no, because that Noel Edmonds is a massive cunt"

by Spunky McPunk March 5, 2007

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cunt-struck

sexually infatuated with a woman

I was cunt-struck after seeing Thatcher on tv the other night.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

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Cunt's fucked

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak

Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"

by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021

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