BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

It is where a tremendous amount of hypocracy starts in our society.

It is a good song by CHARLIE RICH.

It is any ASS behind a door that is shut

It is a golden opportunity to commit an unspeakable SEXUAL ACT especially if you are drunk or high or a date raper.

They can criticize you about talking about little girl's but they get so drunk as what they do BEHIND CLOSED DOORS is probably the very thing they condemn where it is with many other people also the case.

As NO ONE knows what goes on BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Don't be such an ASS DAN as most of the time nobody can see you being an ASS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

That BEHIND you are after is BEHIND CLOSED DOORS so have at it as they excuse themselves because of their state.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 20, 2021

closet freak girl

pocket sized bundle of fun. Has an inexplicable urge to defend stinking communists

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

clue-by-four

(Slang)An uncommon American noun used usually (but not exclusively) by right-wing weblog addicts.

An imaginary ideological (or actual) 'stick' with which we beat someone with whom we disagree.

1. "Listen son, those foreigners need a newkillerclue-by-four from Uncle Sam"

2. "Any assclown tinfoil hat-wearing traitor that doesn't believe in God will get a big clue-by-four when they get bombed to Hell"

by G. Willikins April 28, 2005

Closet Case Freek

Girls that appear to be smart and innocent but in reality are not afraid of gettin down and dirty.

-"What do you think about Michelle?I think she wants me bro"
-"No way man. She's way to innocent for that shit."
-"Nah bro. That chick is defenitly a closet case freek"

by D Crinc August 11, 2008

clue baron

someone who is the king "baron" of not having a clue.Who doesnt get what your talking about or trying to explain to them.

male 1-why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

male 2- I dont get the joke?

male 1- what dya mean you clue baron!!

by bigpataey March 16, 2010

Closet Thug

A hockey player who pretends they would never do anything worthy of getting a penalty, but interferes with players especially the goalie when the ref isn't looking.

the whole detroit red wings team are closet thugs

by mrs. schenn April 11, 2010

closet-negmo

a black kid who doesn't dress like an emo but does listen to emo music and may cut themselves

You see that dude over there he a closet-negmo. Bet you right now he's over there listening to some MCR.

by xx-AmthystSerenade-xx April 14, 2010