Christmas

The holiday clebrated on 25th of december where your uncle dresses up as santa and ejaculates down the chimney and awards all the children in the family with fresh dick(bad word for penis)

Yo bro this christmas is boutta be so lit fam you feel me can't wait for santa yummy

by Mike dece September 22, 2020

Christmas

The best time of the year for your friends but remember that your single so for you it’s the worst

Hey dude merry Christmas
Shut up I’m still single

by Turtle_Fight3r November 20, 2020

Christmas Eve eve

The evening before Christmas Eve ; it is a real thing.

‘ today’s Christmas Eve eve you twats ‘

by Estelle billiard December 23, 2019

Jessica Christmas

The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.

I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?

by Starshine Ember September 8, 2020

vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

christmas

A time where you can drink and will never get judged. Oh almost forgot.... and when Jesus was born.

dude 1: hey are you coming to my christmas party

dude 2: ya man only for the drinks though

by 🎅 December 24, 2019

Alabama Christmas Ornament

A slur that references African Americans hanging from a tree; commonly used in a derogatory term.

If you don’t quit stealing, I’m going to turn you into an Alabama Christmas ornament

by Thewordydude September 9, 2025