Chris Brown

Chris Brown is the king of R&B also known as THE GOAT 🐐

Dude you are so talented! Just like Chris Brown!

by Maria Breezy April 18, 2019

Chris Meinel

one who is gayer than a bag of dicks

Hey look at Chris Meinel. He looks gayer than a bag of dicks!!

by chrismeinel January 1, 2012

Chris Wild

Angry, slightly ginger manc, who is an absolute legend and who you definitely want on your side if there's any sign of trouble.

Scouser: "Eh, what you doing, give us your focking tyres."
Normal person: "If only Chris Wild were here."

by United Lad April 22, 2011

Chris Newbold

A very, very beautiful male.

I was walking through the City, and I saw a Chris Newbold.

by GuessWhoxoxoxoxo November 25, 2011

Chris Pauling

To have a lead in a series and lose. To not perform well in the playoffs. To get hurt in a crucial playoff game.

The Suns blow a 2-0 series lead to the Dallas Maverick’s in the 2022 NBA playoffs. Chris Paul had 10 points in game 7 then claimed to have a quad injury. Chris Paul was Chris Pauling.

by Randomreece215 May 16, 2022

gucci chris

That nigga that everyone wants to be he's cool very fashionable loves clothes he's the coolest kid in school he's very funny and loves white girls

Damn I wish I could be like Gucci chris

by Calvin320 April 10, 2017

Chris Rock'd

When you slap someone with the same level of energy and intent as when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar's. It's a slap so abrupt that it's likely to leave the recipient flabbergasted, and everyone watching will be shocked. It's quite possible the slap will wake up someone in a remote part of the world at 3 AM, leaving them with an unusual feeling of confusion and unease. It's also possible that even the mother of the recipient will feel the slap, and that if the recipient's mother is dead the slap will bring her back to life only to kill her again. The one delivering the smack will then take a seat and yell belligerently from across the room, likely out of anger or in defense of someone else.

Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened in Health Class yesterday? The teacher threatened to call Lisa's dad. But Lisa's dad is dead."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard Lisa Chris Rock'd the teacher and suspended. But maybe now that Health teacher will her Lisa's dad out his damn mouth."

by Magnolious March 29, 2022