Skinless Chicken

Any circumcised penis. Male genitalia that has been mutilated by circumcision or removal of the foreskin.

Look at that poor asshole, he's been stuck with a Skinless Chicken his whole life!

Betty has been disappointed with the skinless chicken she puts in her mouth, it has no flavor.

by Admiral von Bitchslapp May 6, 2009

poof chicken

a chicken that has the ability to become as thin as paper and slide under doors. Usually when it reaches the other side it poofs up into a human sized fluffy chicken.

Soapo; AAAAA WHAT IS THAT FLUFFY PEICE OF PAOPWR UNDER THE DOOR??
Jooz; ITS MOVINT!!!
Hoona; I THINK ITS A POOF CHICKEN!!
Poof Chicken; *POOFS*
Ooma; It IS A POOF CHICKEN I WANT TO KEEP IT AS A PET SO IT CAN EAT MY OTHER CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by handles R sssssssnice April 25, 2017

chicken nipples

when the skin around your nipples is crusty as fuck

PEDO 1: I got nudes last night she had bare crusty nipples
PEDO 2: what chicken nipples
PEDO1: yeah dude I eat them like KFC bruh

by pantyasshoe July 20, 2016

Beer Chicken

Chicken cooked with beer.

An open beer can is placed inside a chicken replacing the usual stuffing. Cooked Whole, can included. When finished cooking the can is removed and the chicken is eaten.

Dude, i totally had wicked awesome beer chicken last night.

by Two Barrel May 13, 2009

chicken mcbigboy

the act of tracking down a fly in mid air hit him with a flyswatter into your other hand. toss it into your mouth then spit him out and hit him with the fly swatter out of the inteded area.

damn frank shamrock just got hit by a fly at sallys so he chicken mcbigboy'ed the shit out of it. flawless performance.

by dlovsshanemcmahon August 31, 2011

Choking the Chicken

A way to say you masturbated.
Also you literally grab a chicken and choke it how fun.

"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".

"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".

by Melays April 21, 2017

Chicken Dip

Chicken Dip is defined as that 'special sauce', that someone has which makes them attractive. Usually a guy who is very smart, very attractive, a great dancer and wildly successful!

The kind of guy that every girl wants to be around!

Like when a girl says the following to a guy she thinks is cute:

"Hey baby, I want some of that Chicken Dip!"

by ZODADDY April 8, 2012