Student: Man my bus will arrive in 44 minutes
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!
by MrsRelatable December 10, 2021

This is a tough phrase to define. It encapsulates many of the every day struggles of a young man.
Defining this phrase so early in it's use is not preemptive and will not end poorly.
Defining this phrase so early in it's use is not preemptive and will not end poorly.
Lisa: I hate this.
Young Man: GET ON DA BUS
Lisa: No, don't get on the bus.
Young Man: Don't hate! GET ON DA BUS.
Young Man: GET ON DA BUS
Lisa: No, don't get on the bus.
Young Man: Don't hate! GET ON DA BUS.
by OrsonKrennicsGloriousWhiteCape December 19, 2019

Jose: I like the canny bus. It gives me the ride of my life.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.
by superbipolar420 December 1, 2015

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.
Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?
Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?
Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018

A bus driver who becomes a lot lizard, typically due to unforseen circumstances. Whose pussy is readily available and used by truckers, adventurers and the like.
by ActLikeYouDontKnowRudy July 26, 2022

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by orange justice simulator October 31, 2018
