clit boner

female boner of clit

While watching Frank walk around town with his empty double stroller, shirtless, showing off his fine physique and nice tan, Sherry had a raging clit boner

by fortatkinsonknowitall July 29, 2007

Obama Boner

A feeling of great excitement and anticipation when talking about or hearing Barrack Obama speak.

Becky and I watched Obama on the Daily Show last night, Becky got so worked up, she had a total Obama Boner.

by thinknic March 12, 2009

sexy boner

A man who, in everyone's eyes, runs the town and all its hoe's to the point where bystanders tremble upon the mere thought of his presence. A man who keeps the purp by the pound and rolls blunts till his fingers bleed, and in these blood drops you will find an alcohol content of .76. A man who has 7 pounds of meth brewing on the snap of a finger, (or the slap of his pimp hand). A man with a shlong so big, he rips his jeans er'day. A man who blows loads so large it could quench the thirst of a small asian family for 3 months.

Sexy Boner..."Bitch you better swallow dis load or ima rape yo daddy"

by comptonfootball12 February 2, 2008

Silky Boner

the shimmering outline of a bonerinside of a pair of bicycle shorts or speedos.

Did you see the silky boner that guy had when he dismounted his ten speed?

by Boner ManDingo October 9, 2008

Nerd-Boner

When something is so imencly nerdy/tecy/geeky it could quite possibly cause an erection

I was at the dirtmall the other day and I saw a guy basically giving away old school N.E.S. games I totaly got a "Nerd-Boner"

by Mike Lovitt A.K.A. Damina Cole January 13, 2009

Runner's Boner

An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.

Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.

by yipplezz October 23, 2010

boner blinded

When a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.

Bob: Do we have practise today?
Bill: Ya coach told us last week wern't you listening?
Bob: Nah, I was totally boner blinded by that one cheerleader.

by ownNfools March 4, 2008