Audiophile

Someone who spends a minimum of 25% of their annual salary on their hifi system and uses it to listen to Dire Straits and Steely Dan exclusively.

Is that a moving coil stylus I’m hearing? Yeah, thought so. You know for just $3K you can get a decent entry level audiophile quality moving magnet stylus that will really bring out the brightness of Sultans of Swing.

by &E aaargh August 23, 2025

Audra

A name given to only the best people in the world.
Legend has it that when parents are choosing a name for their unborn daughter, a spirit appears to them in a dream, offering the only name worthy of their soon-to-be child. The parents awaken with an irresistible urge to name their baby Audra.

Ex:

"Every wonderful person I've ever met has been named Audra!"
"No wonder your name is Audra, you're a top tier gal!"

by audk731 August 27, 2025

AudioTemptress

Only the hottest creator on Twitter

I want to fuck AudioTemptress.

by naughtygirls69 December 21, 2025

Audision

Audision

67 I’ve got audision. Nah so it’s the audio version of having a vision.

by Meow meow Mcat December 23, 2025

Rave Audible

A rave audible is when you're out raving and you see that the situation isn't to your liking, you come up with an alternative right on the spot.

Also known as 'The Rufus'.

Created by Prince Ramsey

The sex was so bad that I called a rave audible and got so shitfaced the next time i was with her I wouldn't have to hit it again

by djetaine August 29, 2008

language auditory processing disorder

45 second rule.

* Person A - i have "language auditory processing disorder.."

* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)

* person A - .............................................yeah!"

by littlejellies September 22, 2011

burn audience

When 3 manly people all sit in a small tight room and while 1 person is hogging the bong and all the other 2 people just watch and stare and hurry.

Yo were the burn audience and this kid is stoopid.

by BurnoutCentral November 27, 2011