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Please go home

by Hitmantheman February 8, 2024
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Home DePoo

That sudden urge to poop when visiting Home Depot.
After dinner we stopped at Home Depot, and immediately I had to Home Depoo.
by JLaCarter April 15, 2023
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Home Run Club

the list of individuals that you would want to or already have had an orgy with.
Kevin: Now I definitely want Charlie Sheen to be in my Home Run Club!
by Shawn too cool April 7, 2011
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stole home

recieved or performed anal sex
Friend: hey Lisa how was your date with Matt?
Lisa: It was fairly regular, Matt stole home
by the hulktron August 24, 2010
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Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.
by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018
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our dream home

A place where you see yourself growing older with your kids. Enjoying life and living the American dream.
"We finally bought our dream home and it feels so good. "
by Jen46Kong June 20, 2017
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Re-Home Dumb Fee

Anyone who pays someone else to release them from the burden of being a pet owner without questioning WHY AM I PAYING YOU $100 TO TAKE YOUR 8 YEAR OLD CAT? Oh and i have to buy the animals care supplies too? Meanwhile you go meth my money?
She really thought i was going to take her cat AND pay her a re-home dumb fee of $100??? Then when i simply asked her why she said ," the money is to make sure you don't use my cat as bait in a dog fight" Then she gets completely angry and aggressive when i point out the stupidity in the hustle
THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND I WAS KICKED OFF THE NEIGHBORS APP
by Ed Geingsta March 26, 2023
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