smirnoff green apple

1. Vodka flavored like sour green apple usually purchased for 8 dollars for a mickey and 10 dollars for a fifth.
2. A vodka flavored for women, men usually buy green apple when they want to fuck a broad.
Hey dude I wanna fuck jessica so bad.
Well she is a bitch so no 151.
SMIRNOFF GREEN APPLE!
by 415EZBZ July 13, 2006
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sweet apple massacre

A family friendly story fit for all ages that includes your favourite MLP:FiM characters. Such as Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Big Macintosh.
Brony1: Hey man, have you read Sweet Apple Massacre?
Brony2:Nope.
Brony1: Good.
by Ur nan gay lol February 19, 2018
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Bone apple tea

Just cooked some chikin permission !! Bone apple tea !!
by Azuresaetre December 09, 2016
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candy apple

"I gave my girlfriend a candy apple the other day, and now she totally loves me off!"
by swizzie November 19, 2007
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Apple Eater

Someone who listens to their Ipod a lot.
See him over there, he is such an apple eater.
by GriffinH December 22, 2006
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Johnny Apple Stem

When after anal sex (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown "stem" (resembling an Apple Stem) pops out of his penis.
So I fucked this bitch in her dirty asshole last night and when I was done corn holing the broad I went to take a piss and a Johnny Apple Stem popped out!
by Porno Donkey March 02, 2010
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the green apple trots

A case of horrendous diarrhea which comes on unexpectedly and makes you run to the bathroom as if your like depends on it,originally named from eating green unripe apples which can cause it. But it is not limited to that in definition.
Awe man I really shouldn't have eaten all that garlic butter sauce with my pizza I got the green apple trots like crazy! I had just barely finished eating before my stomach starting rumbling an I ran to the bathroom as quick as I could......

Friend 1-I must be sick I've had the green apple trots for days... friend 2-Damn man that's rough...

He was stupid enough to eat chocolate laxatives so he definitely deserved the green apple trots..
by Cody222 September 30, 2013
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