Bone apple tea

The best meme in the fucking universe

Just cooked some chikin permission !! Bone apple tea !!

by Azuresaetre December 9, 2016

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candy apple

going down on a girl while she's menstruating.

"I gave my girlfriend a candy apple the other day, and now she totally loves me off!"

by swizzie December 19, 2007

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Apple Eater

Someone who listens to their Ipod a lot.

See him over there, he is such an apple eater.

by GriffinH December 28, 2006

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A case of horrendous diarrhea which comes on unexpectedly and makes you run to the bathroom as if your like depends on it,originally named from eating green unripe apples which can cause it. But it is not limited to that in definition.

Awe man I really shouldn't have eaten all that garlic butter sauce with my pizza I got the green apple trots like crazy! I had just barely finished eating before my stomach starting rumbling an I ran to the bathroom as quick as I could......

Friend 1-I must be sick I've had the green apple trots for days... friend 2-Damn man that's rough...

He was stupid enough to eat chocolate laxatives so he definitely deserved the green apple trots..

by Cody222 September 29, 2013

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Road Apple Catcher

The basket (safety net) dangling under the anus of a horse on the streets to ensure that no road apples (horse dumps) hit the streets.

Thank God for the Road Apple Catcher, or that could have been me.

by road apples September 2, 2009

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Johnny Apple Stem

When after anal sex (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown "stem" (resembling an Apple Stem) pops out of his penis.

So I fucked this bitch in her dirty asshole last night and when I was done corn holing the broad I went to take a piss and a Johnny Apple Stem popped out!

by Porno Donkey March 2, 2010

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