ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.

what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?

by Qton81 November 9, 2018

Ham boning

The act of ejaculating into a ham

I had an interesting conversation with my uncle about ham boning

by Senpai-onichan January 31, 2023

Ham boning

Tha shit dat ribgy done it a tv show in da 2000s

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imma ham boning youuuuu

by May 31, 2023

sloppy ham

When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube

Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham

by Brohamjohnson January 2, 2018

got ham chess

a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it

random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"

by Tyym October 26, 2022

got ham chess

A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.

random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham

by Tyym October 25, 2022

Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022