Your mom

A type of joke about a persons mother

Your mom is so fat

by Kaikaikai February 8, 2015

Your mom

A person that I fucked last night and happens to like the taste of my dick.

Me and Your mom totally rocked in the bed.

by Your Mom's real lover December 28, 2015

your mom

a very well respected sex toy in witch 10 or more people have had their way with.

tell your mom i left my charger over there.

by wwqq May 16, 2015

Your mom

A very poor come bakc that people say when they can't think of anything else.

X "You're such a fag!"

Y "Your mom!"

X "Wtf?"

Y "You heard me!"

X "I gotta go do your mom....see ya!"

by Yushua January 28, 2008

Your Fired

The term used by your asshole boss, when you fuck up once. Once the term is you flip him off and continue your work until you are forced to leave.

Tom is working on a potato display.
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives

Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave

Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday

Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.

Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad

by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020

your t4

A word that a sorority uses to exclude one who doesn't know the true root or meaning of the word/phrase "your t4".

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

your mom

the stupidest fucking come back ive heard in my damn life.

x: is it going to rain today?
y: your mom is going to rain today.
**WHAT THE FUCK?
x: what are we doing today?
y: YOUR MOM!
**Last time I checked; my mom wasn't a milf...to anybody.

by ohfuckitsLeigh June 6, 2009