“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”
by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022
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Get the Eco-friendly wood veneer mug.girl 1: ew Colby wood just asked me for nudes again.
girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
by mynamewastskensoiusedthis January 30, 2020
Get the Colby wood mug.a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
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A group activity in which several individuals fuck on one participant, often in a way that mirrors the dynamic of a “train,” but with the roles changed so that the central participant is male rather than a woman. The term plays on the imagery of piling wood, with each piece of “wood” representing a participants penis.
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by GesusWithA"G" November 8, 2023
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