Crab walking

Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.

"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."

by Billnyeforking November 16, 2016

Phone wanking

Wiggling your phone to record extra steps on a step app

I was phone wanking to get all 10000 steps for the day

by Coll24 January 10, 2017

George Washington

George Washington was obviously the first president of the U.S. As of 2019 he was born 287 years ago.
Calling someone a George Washington is the same as calling them old.

'George Washington looking bitch'- Hodgetwins talking about an 88 year old.

by 0zymandiasI February 28, 2019

Play Wasting

When you keep asking someone to play a game or a game which is not on screens but they don’t want to and you just keep instisting and instisting

Stop Play Wasting Let’s not play your game play mine etcetera etcetera...

by ZiggyAugust November 5, 2019

Cry Wanking

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

Sam&will bby

Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy

by Will lloyd April 14, 2021

George Washington

An insanely unexpected dn joke.

You: ayo yk George Washington

Some dumbass : George Washington who?
You: George washin a ton of deez nut in your mouth

by No gay , man May 15, 2021

Eastern Washington University

A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.

Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.

by gnarlygrad January 15, 2023