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William

William, also known as Will, is a type 1 diabetic and has stage 2 1/2 autism. He cant read for sh*t and is known for dancing at random times.
Hey William, chew my toenails off!
by yjtrd September 25, 2022
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Earle Williams

A hilarious, but tragic example of an extremely horrifying creature that has an incredibly mundane name. Earle Williams is a bonus boss on Fallout 76 who was introduced in August 2020.

Some time before the present day in-game, Williams and his friends were trapped in a mine after it suddenly collapsed behind them, killing one of them and leaving the rest permanently stuck. The men were nonetheless desperate to survive, and resorted to cannibalism. Some of them, however, had too weak of a stomach and decided to just wait for their starvation to end it all.

Earle Williams was not one of those people. In fact, cannibalizing his dead friend seemed to make his sanity slip away. He started trying to eat everyone, dead or alive, but was nonetheless fully aware of what he was doing; he knew he was becoming insane. By the time that the events of the game had started, Williams has mutated into a massive man-eating monster waiting impatiently for his next meal, and it's up to the dwellers of Vault 76 to put him out of his misery before it's too late.
The fight against Earle Williams is quite tough. He has TONS of health, and he's so resistant to all forms of damage that even legacy weapons barely deal scratch damage to him. He's nimble, aggressive, and can utter a piercing scream that will terrify the player character(s), causing them to run uncontrollably in a random direction if they're standing too close, potentially allowing him to land a nasty hit or two. The mine itself is bubbling hot and will kill you very quickly if you stand in the wrong spot, and there's several mini-me's of Williams that are very strong and tend to gang up on a single player to quickly overwhelm them. And on top of that, you have a strict time limit of 25 minutes to kill him, which may seem generous, but it's not.

Despite this, there IS at least one weapon that works insanely well against him: The plasma gun with the flamethrower mod and of course the right perk cards. ESPECIALLY if it's the special "Enclave" version, which has an insane ammo capacity. (However, the mod is INCREDIBLY rare.) Some players have managed to kill Williams singlehandedly by using this against him.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 14, 2021
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William Calley

noun; a incredibly sheepish person of lower, yet significant authority that has no ability to think for themselves and simply follows orders from those above him/ her. They lack any type of conscience, heart, or initiative of their own and are never self-accountable for their actions. Due to this and their often common "brown nosing", they are often favored by the wicked, are hardly ever in trouble, and often evade punishment for any unjust actions they make.
"Hey, our sales have fallen dramatically since our competition introduced that new laptop."
"Damn, aiite let's create some fake invoices and fudge our sales numbers"
"Nah dude, that's wrong. I ain't no William Calley."
by LilzHotzCoco August 21, 2023
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William

It's a guy that does admire the people around him, what makes it not always easy for him to be with the closest once, his girlfriend he loves the uttermost. Sometimes he maybe forgets to show his love, but if you tell him he feels immediately guilty and will kiss you so much that you burst into laughter with his witty jokes. He is a sensitive man, what makes him actually really cool because he is so open, so you can talk with him about everything. People (me) look up to him because he has self confidence and can talk about his uncertainties without being arrogant. His stories are so enthousiastic, that you're starting to doubt if there true, but that spark in his eyes make you want to listen to him forever. It's always exciting to be with him, he will be into anything. William is very stright forwads, in what he says and does, even in how he walks. He loves cuddeling, but will not admid that right away. As my boyfriend, he will protect me, teach and guide me, I can really rely on him. I love my William for everything he is and hope the feeling he gives me when I look at him never goes away.
Who is your boyfriend? :0

Oh it's William ;)

Whoooow! :0
by Mrs. Anna Claus November 26, 2021
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andrew scott williams

A complete shit-head that was born in Southern Florida in 1979 and now resides in Rockledge, Florida. His is a raging homosexual, a pig fucker and likes to jerk off in corners while watching animals make love.

He has been known to get bukakke'd on at pretty much any public event he attends, and is a damn fine swallower of man jizz. Along with being possibly the worst XBOX player imaginable, he prides himself at his skin flute playing skills.
I performed an Andrew Scott Williams today, I jerked off while a dog was taking a dump and blew my load in my own face.
by Suckamideek September 8, 2017
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William Roberts

William Roberts is the goat, he runs the west side. MOST BEAST MAN IN THE MR BEAST CREW
by williamroberts123 May 4, 2023
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William Nicholas Kelly

A very funny, sweet, and adorable person. He’s chill af and fucking amazing. He’s a cool ass best friend
Ik you are reading this William Nicholas Kelly.
by 6LMG9 May 22, 2020
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