by Uncle-Frank December 16, 2006
Get the vagina mint mug.a person. me. but it can also be used to refer to a chick that can cook like nobody's buisness and likes or has thought about pursuing the pussy.
most housewife vagina's have had bad experiences with men, therefore attracted to angelina jolie types and cook to relieve stress.
housewife vagina's also make great loving mothers but are a bit unconventional about it.
i coined that shit though.
because its me nigga.
most housewife vagina's have had bad experiences with men, therefore attracted to angelina jolie types and cook to relieve stress.
housewife vagina's also make great loving mothers but are a bit unconventional about it.
i coined that shit though.
because its me nigga.
"why do they call you housewife vagina?"
"because i can make bomb ass brownies."
"what about the vagina part?"
"hey man don't go askin questions just cuz i don't eat the meat."
"so why do you want your baby to have a blue mohawk? and why would you want to paint the white picket fence black?"
"because i'm housewife vagina niggabitch."
"because i can make bomb ass brownies."
"what about the vagina part?"
"hey man don't go askin questions just cuz i don't eat the meat."
"so why do you want your baby to have a blue mohawk? and why would you want to paint the white picket fence black?"
"because i'm housewife vagina niggabitch."
by Housewife Vagina February 6, 2010
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The Act af acting winny, PMS-ing, crying, bitching, complaining, naggin, pissing- off someone, and being on metapause or Manapause. Close to words such as being a Dick or an Asshole, Douch-bag.
Man A.) "Idk what to do I'm like gonna cry"
Man B.) "Dude stop being a Vagina."
Lady A.) "Why the fuck aren't the dishes done, I'm fucking PMS-ing"
Man A.) "Why you being such a Vagina?"
Lady A.) "OMG Kelly is bitching and naggin and pissing me off all the time."
Lady B.) "Well she's being a Vagina"
Man B.) "Dude stop being a Vagina."
Lady A.) "Why the fuck aren't the dishes done, I'm fucking PMS-ing"
Man A.) "Why you being such a Vagina?"
Lady A.) "OMG Kelly is bitching and naggin and pissing me off all the time."
Lady B.) "Well she's being a Vagina"
by RobotSinclair March 1, 2011
Get the Being a Vagina mug.This move can only be performed by a serious stud. The girl you are doing needs to be completely mesmerized that she doesn't even know what's going on. Then you carefully slide your dick out and in her vagina you shove a condom full of fireworks. Light those babies before she realizes and you my friend will have performed the snap crackle vagina.
Just as Cindy thought Johnny was about to say I love you, he shoved a condom full of fireworks into her vagina, and lit them up.
"Haha bitch yo ass has just experienced the snap crackle vagina"
"Haha bitch yo ass has just experienced the snap crackle vagina"
by coolcat456 January 21, 2009
Get the snap crackle vagina mug.Lori was waiting at her apartment door. Sandy went in the apartment, shocked when he saw Lori topless. Lori's breasts were nice and large. Sandy quickly undressed himself and pulled Lori's panties down. Lori's vagina was a bit fuzzy but not really hairy. Sandy inserted his dick slowly in her vagina. "Ohh ahhh yess baby... Deeper... Ohhhh" Lori moaned. Sandy got harder and he pushed his dick deeper in Lori's vagina. Lori moaned and shouted Sandy's name. "Shout my name louder or I'll take my dick out," Sandy said. "SANDY!!!" Lori exclaimed. Sandy thrusts his dick deeper in. Lori moaned. Sandy took his dick out and started to finger Lori. "Ohhhhh yess baby... Ohhhh" Lori moaned. Suddenly, a woman named Christy rushed in the apartment room. "Lori... Lick my vagina!" Christy exclaimed. Lori quickly nodded and started to lick Christy's vagina as Sandy thrusted Christy's butt. Christy moaned hard, then she turned to Sandy and started sucking his dick. Sandy moaned and cummed in Christy's mouth. Christy swallowed the cum and she kissed Sandy's dick. Sandy thrusted his long dick in Christy's vagina as he fingered Lori. Sandy was so happy. They fell asleep with Sandy's dick in Christy's vagina and Sandy's finger in Lori's vagina.
by coolquack7 November 11, 2014
Get the Vagina mug.When a girl is sitting and farts thinking that nothing comes out but really diarrhea comes out in such full force from the anus and ripples soaking the panties and seeping and drying within the cervices of the vagina....This only occurs in a public setting. Usually the farts are silent but deadly.
Boy sitting in class: "Ewww what's that RANK ASS stench?"
Girl gets up with brown stain on butt creating a line to her VA JAY.
Boy points and laughs: "DUDE CHECK IT! That girl just vagina fudged her pants!!!!!"
Girl gets up with brown stain on butt creating a line to her VA JAY.
Boy points and laughs: "DUDE CHECK IT! That girl just vagina fudged her pants!!!!!"
by Ariel34534543 January 13, 2009
Get the vagina fudge mug.an african vagina monster looks much like a large, more vagina-shaped tiger lilly, with the same coloration of the petals but it has teeth, it is not at all like a venus fly trap, do not confuse the two, while venus fly traps trap flies with theyre long, thorn like "teeth", AVM's do not trap, but just eat (with teeth much like a sharks)things, they ae most like to eat penis, fingers, tongues, or condoms. Fear this creature. it is exotic, but fierce.
by Hollace May 31, 2006
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