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Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.
Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
by Goon goddess May 26, 2024
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Turkish Ear Tickle

Two people that both put their penis inside of one persons opposite ears. They then ejaculate and go to the opposite ear and slurp out the ejaculatory fluids. These people then spit the fluids into both nostrils of the person the Turkish Ear Tickle is being done too.
“Wow, that Turkish Ear Tickle was wild last night.” Jeff said.
by TheFreakyDictionary June 4, 2024
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Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
Last night she finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle. It felt amazing!
by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024
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Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
She finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle last night. It felt amazing!
by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024
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Foote n' Tickle

When a penny stock CEO pretends they have a much more successful and developed idea than in actual reality.
Brian Foote of HUMBL gave retail HODLer's the ol' Foote n' Tickle after he diluted their shares into oblivion after lofty promises.
by FootieTang December 26, 2024
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Cockett-Style Ticklegooning

Performed by the greatest of shamans, cockett-style ticklegooning consists of a volunteer allowing 5 bald black men who coincidentally run ice-cream vans tickle the underside of the foreskin with a feather. Shamans that practice this technique are well-versed in Croatian flickergooning and the Egyptian smegma method.
That guy last night received some crazy Cockett-Style Ticklegooning man, I just hope his balls didn't burst.
by mukit December 27, 2024
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The brain rot started by the mandem group chat to describe our emotions when someone says something really stupid.
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by anonymous January 12, 2025
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