slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

Mai Ham

Mai Ham is a very intelligent, talented, athletic, glamours, & positive person! Mai Ham likes to play around & that’s what makes Mai Ham Mai Ham. So if you have a friend like Mai Ham, keep them.

Damn, Mai Ham is so perfect!

by niagtsovtom May 1, 2022

Ham

Being a ham is basically when you do broke shit such as begging for money, flexing money that you don’t have, not having money, scamming random people of $5

This term is often used by scammers on telegram to make fun of all the fake scammers

He’s in your dms asking you for money? He was just flexing money on ig he’s a ham

by 3hree6ixty October 14, 2022

Ham

Someone who is ugly/ not good looking.

Damn that nigga is hammm

by Thatonechickdej May 29, 2018

ham

ham is food that can be baked

I baked ham

by I.eat.pen_ink July 14, 2021

ham closet

The snatch

9hh baby I love your ham closet

by Ham closet October 7, 2021

dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025