Google

Verb. When a computer does the thinking, so the human doesn't have to.

WTF, you stupid GPS! Just fucking google , it's your only job.

by PhaedrusTheGreek July 15, 2016

smoking google

When someone is talking straight-up talk

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!

by vinaysmells April 4, 2022

Google

Search engine

Type what your looking for into the google bar

by TheRealFlorenceNightengale November 17, 2020

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021

Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.

Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?

by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018

google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.

If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.

by vladdycat June 7, 2011

Googl/Googol

A Googol or Megagoogol is one of the LARGEST NUMBERS IN THE Word. Compared to your Dick,its 5 CENTIFAMILACODOERASEXTILLION BIGGER TO YOUR 1 METER PENIS

"In 2007, scientist speculated there will 10 Googl/Googol People in the 9054's if we Live on another planet!

by OTNDGuy1444 October 20, 2022