Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016
Get the Salty Blumpkinmug. 
When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
Get the Salty surprise cookiesmug. Being completely high strung with complete bitter disregard of other people's feelings through your words or actions to make yourself feel validated or superior.
Friend 1: Do you like Pearl from 'Steven Universe'?
Friend 2: No,have you seen how salty she is when she is around Greg? Completely unnecessary.
Friend 2: No,have you seen how salty she is when she is around Greg? Completely unnecessary.
by Serean7 April 26, 2017
Get the Saltymug. Your best friend: Hey i got a new Iphone 11!
You: oH...*looks at your Iphone 6s+*
OR
Your friend: *answers a math question correctly*
You: *gets it incorrect miserably*
this is the feeling of (salty)
You: oH...*looks at your Iphone 6s+*
OR
Your friend: *answers a math question correctly*
You: *gets it incorrect miserably*
this is the feeling of (salty)
by girl with iphone 6s+ ;-; November 28, 2019
Get the Saltymug. One of the categories of a Bitch of which there many flavors such as; fucking bitch, slithering bitch, hard core bitch,
conniving bitch, calculating bitch, two faced bitch, back stabbing bitch, the classic - son of a bitch, cold hearted bitch,
sassy bitch, half baked bitch and such. Salty is one of the many adjectives that best describes the angle of which a bitch approaches her target for her intended outcome and the wake she leaves behind.
conniving bitch, calculating bitch, two faced bitch, back stabbing bitch, the classic - son of a bitch, cold hearted bitch,
sassy bitch, half baked bitch and such. Salty is one of the many adjectives that best describes the angle of which a bitch approaches her target for her intended outcome and the wake she leaves behind.
Man, Jane was such a salty bitch last night she emptied the shaker out on that one, when it rains it pours.
by Handy Dick Vandy June 24, 2025
Get the Salty Bitchmug. by Boiat101 January 14, 2019
Get the Saltymug.