Jerk Burglar

Robbing a house while jerking off in nothing but a man-thong, shooting his bodily fluids onto the furniture.

Bro, my house is covered in cum, I think a Jerk Burglar was here.

by 28getalife April 10, 2025

Jerk

- The rate at which the acceleration of an object changes in respect to time
- The first time derivative of acceleration (velocity/time, m/s^2), second time derivative of velocity (position/time, m/s), and third time derivative of a position vector
- Denoted as j, its units are m/s^3
- Followed by higher-order time derivatives Snap, Crackle, and Pop because physicists are awesome
- Also a word one might use to insult someone else’s unsavory personality

Random Person: You’re a jerk
Nerdy Jerk: hahathejokesonyouyoujustcalledmeachangeinaccelerationovertimeandIdonteventakethatasaninsult

by Mr. Kholi October 5, 2021

Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.

"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."

by FoxFae March 5, 2025

team jerking

When multiple people help one male masterbate

Girl number one put ur finger up my ass,girl number two suck my tip,girl three go harder! You guys are good at team jerking

by nut_lover1738 August 1, 2015

Jerk Turd Fuck Head

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

by The_Dood October 23, 2012

Jerk Finger

The cramp someone gets in their index finger from Jerking off too much.

Jack: (Jerkin off) -AH! Jerk Finger!!!

by norTnoJ September 15, 2016

Jerked off

When someone is visibly angry or irritated but not to the extent of being pissed off.

“Hey, did you see how mad bill was this morning?” “Yeah he’s all jerked off”

by BDizzy January 29, 2024