Asian Cookie

1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.

Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!

Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!

by HardcoreSmedgend August 3, 2017

Asian James

A very beautiful Filipino male named James

Dylan: "Yo it's Asian James guys!! I WANNA KISS HIM"

Chris: "James my BELOVED!"

Asian James: "It's Asian Jamesin' time."

by TheGodofFascism March 11, 2023

Asian Table

1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor

2. the floor

We used a chair as our asian table.

She laid down on the asian table and we made out.

by Jeff789852 January 28, 2010

asian ricebender

YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE

YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE MOTHAFUCKA

asian ricebender

by fucking cheating on someone January 22, 2021

Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017

asian timeline

the asian timeline is when your asian parents round the time to the nearest half hour or hour. they always round up.

asian timeline

time: 10:35
dad: what are you still doing up? it's 11:00!

by big asian man March 30, 2020

Asian Disciples

Asian Disciples aren’t really your normal typical Asians if you see someone wearing a black rag that is asian he’s most likely a Asian Disciples there really not like other gangs such as (TRG,ABZ,WAH CHINGS,MOD) the gangs don’t have rivals they’re either serial killers thirsty to kill or someone who’s willing to make money by robbing homes you can hear one say “let’s rob his bitch ass and his momma leaving that bitch dead” Asian Disciples are more of a Organization willing to do business if money, Drugs, Guns, and Violence, Asian Disciples can be spotted by having a black rag around they’re neck, head, waist, pockets, or even they’re leg they don’t really claim Blood or Crips mainly objective is to be thirsty to kill someone that why Asian Disciples aren’t someone to be played with rather called psychos a lot of sets have rivals but not AD they just itching to kill you can hear someone say “them Asian Disciples are hungry to kill” you can catch them driving in a car and shooting you up over a little thing these boys are on a different level of crazy

You can hear a Asian Disciples say “I’ll kill yo bitch ass nigga” or “you lucky ion leave yo face on a chain or a shirt” you can even hear them say “I’m itching to kill right now” majority or these are Asian Gangster organizations all drug trafficking kidnapping, murdering these boys are hungry and itching if they don’t have a gun they wanna kill you with they’re hands and throw you in the woods majority or these are southeast Asians but the disciples are welcoming all ethnicity who are willing to join the Org but they’re not just letting anyone in you have to prove that you’re are crazy enough to join meaning they want you to “kill someone” “run into someone’s house and rob the home”

by Asian Investigators September 25, 2022