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Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.
Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.
by Numerati August 4, 2024
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Math buddy

A name you call the hot guy that sits beside you in math class. Usually the BIGGEST (you know what i mean ;) fuckboy in your entire school. Instead of concentrating on your math work you daydream about things you'd do to him ;)
Oh man, Math Buddy looked Fine as fuck today, Id climb him at any moment if i had the chance.
by Blondie007 March 7, 2017
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Math

something u have to do in school so u dont end up like some shit who dont know 6x9
our math teacher is on something hard, ain't that right there?
by patricia morarez October 15, 2020
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Math

Person 1: "Hey how did you do on that math test?"
Person 2: "You mean that fucking bullshit? Yeh, failed it."
by SpaceMuttProductions June 18, 2019
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Math

P: "Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology."
by wbamo! September 12, 2021
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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
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Math

A subject that takes to long and is not fun at all. Gives you to much work and is to hard.
"I hate math."
by Dudethesearedpunnywords February 21, 2017
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