glass monkey

A person who is addicted to Crck, Meth or any number of drugs consumed by smoking in a glass pipe.

"I was sitting at the red light and this glass monkey came to my window and asked for some change."

by J_Wizzo April 20, 2006

Monkey Punch

Pseudonym of Kazuhito Kato, famous manga artist.

by nasuke September 30, 2006

Tit Monkey

A Tit Monkey is a modern term being used for people (usually male) who are complete idiots. They are self centered and inconsiderate. Tit Monkey's like to "rattle their cage" or in other words be heard and lack any moral management.
Possibly originating from the term "Getting on my tits" or annoying.

A noisy neighbor who is quick to blast another neighbor to all his other neighbors but is the first to blast loud music late at night regardless of the working family living next door to him. This would be a Tit Monkey.

A driver who cuts you up without signaling and almost causing an accident. this kind of person would also be a Tit Monkey.

by Manix September 3, 2007

Angry Monkey

When a girl goes down on you, swiftly grab her by the ears, face pump her hard, pull out, shoot her in the eye...and as she is temporarily blinded, punch a banana down her throat.

So...this puck slut is at our game, I give her the look and she follows to the locker room...she thinks romance, she gets an Angry Monkey. This ain't the movies beeotch, it's hockey.

by Lord Stanley April 22, 2009

Monkey Bacon

A black police officer

The monkey bacon wrote my ass a parking ticket.

by McBigBadWolf January 17, 2009

lawn monkey

An illegal immigrant, especially from Mexico, working as a gardener.

Hey bro, lookie that ratty-ass pickup fulla lawn monkeys.

by Wordgasm September 3, 2003

curb monkeys

Groupies to the motorcycle world , these are the girls who line the curbs waiting for guys to take them for a ride.

The guy on the v-rod gets alot of booty from the curb monkeys.

by shawn December 31, 2003