Fur Turd

Pubic hair you swallow during oral sex, then expel out during your daily fecal dump.

Guy 1: I was eating my girls box out last night what a huge bush, swallowed like 10 pubes.
Guy 2: Not good your stomach wont digest that, should come out in the form of a Fur turd.

by Balzonya 1977 September 29, 2010

Turd Blanket

Ugly clothes wrapped around a real turd of a person; could attract attention of the urban fashion police.

Hey, check out the turd blanket. He must have scrounged all the finest dumpsters in town to find that shit!

by The Armorer June 19, 2010

turd swapper

The exchanging of fecal matter with another.

You're a real turd swapper, Dave.

by John Skinner July 10, 2007

Epic Turd

A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.

Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!

Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015

turd wheel

When a person is using a public washroom and the occupants in the stalls next to them are having a conversation that they are not included in. The person excluded from the conversation is the turd wheel.

Three people are using a public washroom. Two of these people are friends and the other is a random person. The two friends have a conversation while taking a team poo. The other person is excluded from the conversation, becoming the turd wheel, and left to poop by their lonesome.

by KraftDeaner November 16, 2016

Turd muffin

Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.

Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.

Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .

by Turdmuffincreator November 8, 2018

swizzle turd

Perfectly swirled poop

Look! That dog just took a huge swizzle turd

by Lackadams May 2, 2018