To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.
2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.
3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.
3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa November 14, 2011
Get the Clam Poachingmug. An offbeat-taboo-sexual Jewish ritual where the man will take a handful of coins and pick one.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.
Joshua: Here, take this Quarter, I used it last night.
Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?
Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.
Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?
Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.
by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025
Get the Coin Clam Jammug. A fast, loose or easy woman; willing and able to take on more than one partner in an evening. Sexual orientation is irrelevant. Most activities tend to be immortalized in gossip amongst witnesses and third parties. To the unknowing, this term can and often leaves the ignorant wondering; "does it mean what I think that means"?
The pool party was most remembered by the selfies and that Clam-Cheetah we found at the bar, who seems to have photo bombed just about every vacation photo of our first night in Maui.
by BabyViking January 19, 2017
Get the clam-cheetahmug. Noun: The salty yet bitter fluid excreted by a gonorrhea infested vagina. Typically served at room temperature.
by Ranchman January 17, 2017
Get the Clam Brothmug. by Slatsy February 1, 2021
Get the The Clammug. by Playful Peach & Sheldon Shrimp January 25, 2022
Get the Clam Jobmug. The act of a naked woman repeatedly and aggressively forcing her vaginal lips upon another woman's during the act of lesbianic love making.
Blimey Sharon, you were really giving it some last night, I haven't had a good clam slammer like that in years.
by tony2x June 7, 2016
Get the clam slammermug.