asparagus texting 

Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.

used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.

asparagus texting by m.s. November 24, 2014

bipolar texting 

When somebody texts you and you text right way then they take 30+ min to reply

She's good bipolar texting.

bipolar texting by Swagagentp April 25, 2015

emoji texter 

Someone who feels the need to communicate via text message with ambiguous images in place of actual English language words.

Me: hey what are we doing this weekend

Wife: 🐮🌿🌾🎻🏆🏇🏇😂😂😂😂😂

Me: damn emoji texter

emoji texter by Cdrunbb November 25, 2015

Textually Drunk 

When a text makes no sense whatsoever. It may apply to anyone who lacks common sense or is actually drunk. The text may bear no meaning/ add to the textual conversation.
Not to be confused with "Textaholic" since its not about being addicted to texting.

Guy: I'm glad summer has officially begun
Girl: Rainbow, skittles, gummy bears yay yay.
Guy: I am so lost.
Girl: I am sad.
Guy:Uhh, why?
Girl: Cause its cool
Guy:You are textually drunk.
Girl: Are you calling me a textaholic.
Guy:This conversation is over.
Girl: omg Hii

Textually Drunk by Shake_360 July 26, 2011

Texts From Last Night

A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA

A typical "texts from last night"

(573):

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

(636):

Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

(573):

IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation

Texts From Last Night by Refresh100 July 3, 2010

Cookie Monster Texter

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.

A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"

A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"

Cookie Monster Texter by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010

textsturbate

v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment.

Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation

Gilbert textsturbates so much that his phone bill is through the roof.

textsturbate by Dustin G. Lee June 24, 2008