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Smith Sandwich

When u slap someone so hard it resembles that of which happened on March 27th at the Oscars. Very similar to a knuckle sandwich.
Chill bruh fore i give yo annoying self a smith sandwich.
by Smithsandwich March 29, 2022
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Smithed

The act of Bitch Slapping or unexpectedly being Bitch Slapped by someone.
"Did you see that? Dude made a joke about that girl and the other dude walked up and Smithed him hard!"

"He made fun of my woman so I Smithed that punk." "Who's funny now Bitch!"
by Cozmo Kidd March 30, 2022
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Smithee

the act of slapping someone in a public place witnessed by many people
My boss deserved a smithee today in the meeting
by Bogey boy March 31, 2022
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Smith College

Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.

The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.

Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.

As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.

Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.

The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...

Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.

Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
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shmitters

shmitters is one sexy lady magnet who is the head of THE pentagon. He has vocal chords of steel and is the second funniest, behind jorts of course. some call him fruity, however it is just an act to get more girls.
“Shmitters!!!!” -zosia
by shmitters April 29, 2022
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Smith

by Analfarmer May 1, 2022
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Smith slap

1 To embarrass someone in public by slapping them.
2 To slap the shit out of someone in defense of another person.

It is a reference to the time will smith slapped Chris rock at an award show.
Ay keep talking bout my girl and ill smith slap you
Damn he got smith slapped
by ZayReel May 27, 2022
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