brown sock day

a day in which its so hot that you sweat so much it drips down your asscrack and onto your clean white socks, which in turn become brown

man 1: its too hot to work today
man 2: ya its definately a brown sock day

by ribman January 4, 2007

pink sock rock

Also known as emo-butt-rock it refers to the genre of shitty emo music that a bunch of socially retarded morons listen to. They like to sit around and butt fuck each other while listening to Atreyu and other fake fucking O.C. bands, and since they only use their tears as lube it often leads to a Pink Sock or an inverted anus.

Dean listens to a bunch of pink sock rock. Atreyu eats a fatty fucking cock! Fuck O.C. and fuck Pink Sock Rock. Cheer up you fucking douche bags!!!

by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007

Pink Sock Leash

When you give someone a pink sock, then drag them around by the dangling excess.

pink sock leashes hurt like a bitch

by CallOfHalo28 December 3, 2011

red tube sock

When engaged in anal sex, you pull out very quickly causing her rectum to invert, creating the "red tube sock."

I red tube socked Joan yesterday night.

by Barkley Jones December 5, 2013

seattle sock job

A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.

my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job

by milwwi53215 October 31, 2007

Pink Sock Taco

While vigorously engaged in anal sex, you quickly pull out, causing your female partner to experience a pink sock. You then head down south to lick her wound and enjoy a pink taco at the same time.

Hey Dover, you hungry? Naw, I just enjoyed a nice pink sock taco from the married chick from the call center. Thanks for the offer though!

by SD T-Bag April 18, 2009

Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.

Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".

by Enigmanate November 25, 2015