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Proton Smashing

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.
"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."
by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014
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Smash pass

When you're stopped by county law enforcement and explain that you are rushing home to smash and they high five you and say "smash pass!" Aka not cop-blocking ;)
Criminal: I'm on my way home to bang my wife

Officer: SMASH PASS
*high fives*
by Hostilejackalope76 November 25, 2018
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five second smash

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash
by Coopdogjr February 26, 2017
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Smash & Dash

When you get a hot girl and you wanna bang. So you get to know her for about 30 minutes and then you fuck, and gtfo of there.
"You wanna Smash & Dash?"
by anefyon July 5, 2016
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Keyboard Smash

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When you smash your keyboard so hard when this happens. (The 'sentence' above.)

Can be used for:

1) Literally no reason

2) Losing a game (Raging)
Person 1: man we are bout to lose!
*they lose*
Person 2: y78e3y7j8qy7j89cresjiyuosdfrecoisyujtcijurjidyuhyhuiYUIOHUIRFEYUJISTDYUJI5STYJFUIESYUJIDR407J893CTYJ8RES78ORJ974Y5WJ9YD7TWER89TDY7J53W9Y7J8XRYJ8E7SJ87F4RY7J83FR8H7J43H7J82YFT7J8Y423
Person 1: wth are you ok? did u just keyboard smash or what
by raminkTheInternetIdiot May 10, 2023
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Super Smash Bros

The most successful fire emblem advertisement campaign in history. The premise involves a several weebish anime swordsman that interact with Nintendo titles like pokemon, mario, zelda,etc. The ads were so successful that it managed to turn a niche franchise that nobody plays into lower-mid tier franchise that some people play.

The ads often pretend to be a "crossover" of various characters , but in reality non-fire emblem characters exist solely to be the playthings of the fire emblem ones. Since 2001 they have slowly dominated the character roster of Smash brothers to the point where their representation greatly eclipses franchises that are more well renowned and successful than fire emblem.

Fun fact, fire emblem was so poorly successful that they were going to cancel the franchise. Thanks to the constant advertisement of super smash bros, it will survive for another 100 decades
Once upon a time , video game representation was just. But everything changed when the weeb emblems attacked. They devoured several beloved franchises and sidelined them to the point where Nintendo actively refuses to looked at retired veterans such as F-Zero and Mother.

Fire emblem does NOT deserve to have as many spots as POKEMON. Pokemon is the biggest media franchise in the world, nobody would have known fire emblem if it wasn't for super smash bros

The devs at Nintendo really need to stop their boners for this overrated franchise
by soygoy April 30, 2021
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Smashed Av

The taste of a clean dick having the same taste and texture of an avocado.
Jess: How was your date last night? Any action?

Sarah: Yeah, he had the smoothest Smashed Av!
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