Salty

The angry, upset, or agitated feeling one gets when expecting a positive result, but receiving a negative one.

Bro, we had been texting none stop all week so I was sure she was gonna let me smash this weekend. So I hit her up Saturday night to see if I could come over. Tell me why this chick said "nah, my house just burned down." Smh, I wasted all that time for some bullsh*t. Im mad salty right now.

by Asher Goodchild July 5, 2017

Salty Apples

When an Asian person hypnotized the apple. They put salt on it.

Person 1, ewww what’s on those apples?
Asian person, SALT!! YUMMY
Person 1, are those salty apples?
Aisan person,YESSSS

by Øffical.ava May 8, 2018

salty swig

taking a shot of balls or under arm sweat

no example
salty swig

by ThatSkreetKid January 10, 2020

salty gogurt

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.

“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”

by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019

A Salty Dennison

A man baby that gets upset and salty when everything is his fault. One who cannot take responsibility for things going wrong.

Ricky, your being a salty dennison, seriously, stop being a vagina and admit its your fault!

by yvey October 13, 2016

Salty

Melissa Childs

She's so salty like Melissa Childs

by Katie00000 July 2, 2016

Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024