Shaftsbury

A bitch that will break your heart.

A girl that has no problem up and leaving.

Remember that girl I once dated? -Yeah, she was a total Shaftsbury.

by tinfoilmoons August 13, 2011

ShaftHandlers

Channel on YouTube featuring SweetRevenge that has tutorials and mod spotlights for Minecraft.

"Did you see the Cannon mod video that Shafthandlers put up last night?"
"Not yet. Is it good?"
"Yeah, he's the next Simon & Lewis."

by minecrafter6789 September 5, 2011

Shaft Jacket

1. A jacket and or coat that gives one the appearance of Shaft.

2: An idiom for the word Condom

1. Did you see that nigga's coat? It was a real shaft jacket.

2. Hey baby, we can have sex as long as you brought a shaft jacket.

by L-pain420 December 31, 2011

shaftro

A seriously ungroomed patch of male pubic hair that looks like an afro, particularly when the hair starts to cover the shaft.

I was watching an old John Holmes skin flick from the 70's last night and boy did he have one hell of a shaftro.

by SaberToothVikingBear August 12, 2012

Shaftment

A unit of measurement originally based on sections of the hand, is now most commonly associated with the penis and/or the surrounding area. It is equivalent to 6 inches, 1.5 hands, or two palms.

Guy 1: Hey, do you see that guy over there?

Guy 2: Yeah, what about him?

Guy 1: Lot's of chicks have said that he's got a two shaftments long package.

by Sgt Sarcasm August 13, 2012

shaft lipping

Getting a blow job while committing a felony at Kohl's...#Purdue

The last time I talked to my mother was when she bailed me out for shaft lipping at Kohl's.

by Purdue Kohl's Thief September 30, 2013

shaft mistress

when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache

that girl is a shaft mistress.

Why?

cause, she got a cum mustache.

by skye6 December 5, 2013