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jelly screamer

1)A jelly screamer is when u put jelly on toast n u scream cuz u did the perfect amount
2)when U cum n she keeps sucking
Example 1)
*applies jelly to toast*
*screams in high pitched voice*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY TOAST
Example 2)
I was laying down and she gave me a jelly screamer
by Canucoconot July 9, 2015
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purple screamer

When you squeeze a girls nipples so hard she screams her way into an orgasm
Last night Tod gave me a purple screamer!
by The name is D January 26, 2016
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california screamer

When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.
Dude 1: "Man I just experienced my first California Screamer."

Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."
by Ho Chi Dim January 26, 2017
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mexi screamer

A mexi screamer is when beaner parents take their miserably ill behaved child out into public and ignore them while they run around and screech like maniacs ruining any peace you might have. Not to be confused with a mexi slut who also screams but without her parents.
We went to walk the dogs at the park and they were so many mexi screamers running around we had to leave. Mexiscreamers kill your days in public.
by Miltythecheese July 3, 2017
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triple screaming eagle

A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.
Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!
by The Golden Coastie October 29, 2017
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Butt screams

when your butthole stings after an insanely large shit
Derp: Hi weirdo
weirdo: can't talk I HAVE BUTT SCREAMS
by Gamerhaha November 8, 2017
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lightswitch screamer

Basically anybody who does that thing on rollercoasters where they scream, stop and process for a second and then start screaming again repetively until the ride's over
"Yo, did you cry on the ride"
"No, but I'm a lightswitch screamer"
"The fuck is that"
"you know how you flicker a lightswitch, its like on and off screaming constantly"
by waldildo July 29, 2018
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